Today’s quote – from Jeff Gillen (Santa in “A Christmas Story”):

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

Today’s quote – from Charles Schulz (via Linus):

“I never thought it was such a bad little tree.  It’s not bad at all, really.  Maybe it just needs a little love.”

Today’s quote – from Bill Parcells:

When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, ‘Do you think I’m Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?’ After that, they called me Tuna.

Today’s quote – from Charles Schulz:

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.